Daddy Are You Pregnant?
Now while I am sure that men have been pregnant in the past, I want to assure you that I am currently not expecting a child…..for a couple of reasons. First, Mary would wonder who the “donor” would be. Second, she already informed me that three little dirty hamsters (Mia, Milana and Bella) is plenty in the house. Last, I just don’t think I am such bad shape.
No….No…In fact, I know I am not in bad shape. I have read the posts on Facebook of many women talking about “baby weight” and that they have embraced it. Well so have I! Equal rights right? Why can’t I gain some weight. My waist is a little thicker….My ass is moving toward a “ghetto booty”. Alas, if I continue down this path, I will definitely start “twerking” and putting all you sadly mistaken ladies to shame!
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